Angel Kiss
This is a sweet, comforting kiss.Gently and ever so lightly kiss your partner either on the eye lid orright next to the eyes.
Cheek Kiss
A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing methodof a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gentlybrush your lips across her cheek.
Butterfly Kiss
With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelidsagainst your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation willmatch the one in your heart.
Freeze Kiss
Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth,then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with yourtongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.
Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your nosestogether.
Earlobe Kiss
Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears aresensitized noise
detectors.
French Kiss
The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss"because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breathin the exchange across tongues.
Forehead Kiss
The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be acomforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across thecrown of their head.
Foot Kiss
An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it!To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing thefoot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performingthe kiss.
Hickey Kiss
The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that willprove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in eroticforeplay.
Hand Kiss
Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across thetop of her hand.Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deferenceto a lady.
Hot/Cold Kiss
Get a cold drink and put some in your mouth. Have your partner gets ahot drink and puts some in their mouth. You then French kiss leaving asensational feeling.
Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x severaltimes in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.
Mistletoe Kiss
Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss underthe mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steala kiss from a potential lover.
Neck Kiss
Come up behind the person you want to kiss. Lightly lick the back oftheir neck, then kiss the back of their neck a few times.
Neck Nibble Kiss
Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss onthe lips.
Nip Kiss
This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing yourpartner, ever so gently nibble on their lips.You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. Whendone correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.
Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder.This is a sensual, loving kiss.
Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it onyour lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensualfeeling and your partner will enjoy it.
Stomach Kiss
Gently kiss and nibble on your partners stomach, and sometimes it leadsto other things..
Talking Kiss
Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth.If caught in the act, simply say, "I wasn't kissing her. I waswhispering into her mouth."
Tiger Kiss
Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know whatyou are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite theirneck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surelysurprise them.
Tongue Kiss
While french kissing your partner, gently suck their tongue while it'sin your mouth.This produces a wonderful, erotic feeling for both!
Quickie Kiss
When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.
Upside Down Kiss
You stand behind your partner (who is seated or laying down) and havethem tilt their head back.Then kiss them so that you nibble their lower lip and they nibble yours.This is fun and feels good because you can feel them breathing on yourneck as you kiss.
Underwater Kiss
Find your partner under water. Embrace and kiss. It's a unique andwonderful feeling. By the
time you run out of air, you'll be back at thetop. Continuing the kiss is optional.
Underwater Deep End Kiss
Dive to the bottom of the deep end of a pool. Find your partner underwater and begin kissing. Continue as you rise to the top.
Vacuum Kiss
While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking theair from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.
Virtual Kiss
For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with thissymbol: :-* .
The Wave Kiss
While kissing your partner, slowly roll your tongue like a wave, up anddown.It can be a little sloppy, but it's a unique feeling and always gets alittle laugh when it's done. .......Shaan. ..Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assuredSmile could be the start of a lifetime relationshipso keep smiling..... .
Friday, April 18, 2008
TYPES OF KISSES
Non Veg Jokes
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it wascompleted he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producersheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out ina month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With hiscollar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to acouple who also seemed to be in disguise.The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/Mand even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'monly here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."*
Insurance Salesman
Peter walks into an insurance office and asks for a job."We don't need anyone" they replied."You can't afford not to hire me.
I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!""Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell.
If you can sell just one, you have a job."He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for$25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00."How in the world did you do that ?" they asked."I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample.Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."
Peter was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when he walks in withtwo five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, andreaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them onthe desk and says, "Here's Mr. George's and this one is Mr. Robert's."
"Thats good" they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a teachers convention,so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"
FACTS ABOUT PIZZA
Just hearing the word "pizza" brings a smile to the face of just about everyAmerican. Whatever style or variety -- from thick, Chicago-style deep-dish pizzastuffed with gobs of cheese, sausage, and pepperoni to a thin-as-a-cracker crusttopped with veggies -- pizza invariably makes it to the top of "favorite food"lists.
Here, we've compiled a list of fun and interesting facts about this Americanfood icon. See how many you knew!Pizza is one of the mostpopular foods inthe United States.
1. Since 1987, October has been officially designated National Pizza Month inthe United States.
2. Approximately three billion pizzas are sold in the United States every year,plus an additional one billion frozen pizzas.
3. Pizza is a $30 billion industry in the United States.
4. Pizzerias represent 17 percent of all U.S. restaurants.
5. Ninety-three percent of Americans eat pizza at least once a month.
6. Women are twice as likely as men to order vegetarian toppings on their pizza.
7. About 36 percent of all pizzas contain pepperoni, making it the most populartopping in the United States.
8. The first known pizzeria, Antica Pizzeria, opened in Naples, Italy, in 1738.
9. More pizza is consumed during the week of the Super Bowl than any other timeof the year.
10. On average, each person in the United States eats around 23 pounds of pizzaevery year.
11. The first pizzeria in the United States was opened by Gennaro Lombardi in1895 in New York City.
12. The record for the world's largest pizza depends on how you slice it.According to Guinness World Records, the record for the world's largest circularpizza was set at Norwood Hypermarket in South Africa in 1990. The gigantic piemeasured 122 feet 8 inches across, weighed 26,883 pounds, and contained 9,920pounds of flour, 3,968 pounds of cheese, and 1,984 pounds of sauce. In 2005, therecord for the world's largest rectangular pizza was set in Iowa Falls, Iowa.Pizza restaurant owner Bill Bahr and a team of 200 helpers created the 129 X98.6-foot pizza from 4,000 pounds of cheese, 700 pounds of sauce, and 9,500sections of crust. The enormous pie was enough to feed the town's 5,200residents ten slices of pizza each.
Thought of the Day
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with Rs86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day; allows you to keep no cashbalance; every night deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to useduring the day. What would you do with such an account Draw out every penny, ofcourse!!!
Every one of us has such a 'bank'. Its name is TIME. Every morning itcredits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost whatever ofthis you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. Itallows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the records ofthe day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is nogoing back. There is no drawing against tomorrow. You must live in the present-on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health,happiness and success!
he clock is running. Make the most of today!!!
Interviewer
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one reallydifficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thoughtfor awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficultquestion!"
He was selected for IIM!
Sri sri
1. What is more important- knowledge or devotion?
Sri Sri: They go in hand. Its like a chair… if you pull one leg, the other will also come! Knowledge brings devotion and devotion brings knowledge.
2. How ca you incorporate spirituality in daily life?
Sri Sri: The first step is not to think that spirituality is not for daily life. It is not different from daily life. So you don't have to make an effort and try to incorporate it in your life. Your life can never be away from spirituality, it is only a matter of awareness.
3. If there Shiva inside us, then why do we do bad things?
Sri Sri: When you do bad things, your Shiva is sleeping. When your Shiva wakes up, he says, "It doesn't matter. Go ahead and everything will be alright." He brings back the power, the enthusiasm, the energy, to move on and on." In business or commerce, we only think about taking or getting, but on spiritual path, it is all about giving. How can we shift from one to
the other?
4. How can we remove the feeling of guilt?
Sri Sri: Being on the spiritual path is also about getting – you get so much joy just by seeing the joy in others. So, you do not have to feel guilty. Business is done with the head – you take more and give less. Spirituality comes from the heart – you give more and take only little. So never
do business with your heart and spirituality with your head. We all say that if we are more spiritual, we can be better human beings.
5. Howcan I be more spiritual?
Sri Sri: Just this question is good enough! From time to time, it will give you many ideas.
6. How can I be more useful? How can I be more spiritual?
That very question, that very inquisitiveness, is enough. Comment about attraction, desire and entanglement.
7. How can we avoid entanglement?
Sri Sri: You are the source of energy. Attraction happens when the energy on you wakes up. It is just electro-magnetic energy. One energy manifests at various points in the body (the seven chakras) as different flavours, different colours. When attraction gets satisfied very quickly, then
love does not blossom in life. When attraction is difficult to attain, it turns into love; and when that love matures, it becomes unconditional, it turns into dedication or devotion, the ultimate.
Love and longing go together. If there is no longing, if u kill the longing,m then love also slowly dies way. How can you keep the longing alive? By being centered, by being in yourself. Do not get completely lost in the other person, this becomes too much for the other person as well. Getting lost in the other person is called entanglement. If two lines run parallel, with some goal ahead, they will always be parallel, but if they focus only on one another, they will meet, cross and go in opposite directions! So, with attraction, you come together, meet and then separate; but if there is a goal, then the attraction remains forever. That's why , in life, your charm
is never lost when are well-founded and centered, when your attention is on the knowledge.
Love has no completion… because it is infinity. Something which has no boundary also has no completion. Radha is the longing, and Krishna is the love. Sometimes, the longing brings pain. To avoid the pain, you try to fill your space with something, but that pain makes you deep.
8. What is the greatest responsibility of a human being?
Sri Sri: Every responsibility, whether small or big, is important at different times. Even the smallest task can be done with perfection. You do not have to be a genius… just be simple.
9. How can I maintain happiness?
Sri Sri: Do not make such an effort. In order to save your happiness,you have to spread it. Share your happiness with everyone. Why worry in this short span of life when there is such beautiful knowledge?
Breakfast at McDonald's
This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through untilthe end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):
I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed mycollege degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology.The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish everyhuman being had been graced with.
Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.'
The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document theirreactions.I am a very friendly person and always smile at e veryone and say helloanyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and Iwent out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.
We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a suddeneveryone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.
I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up insideof me as I turned to see why they had moved.As I turned around I smelled a horrible 'dirty body' smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.
As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to me, he was 'smiling'. Hisbeautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched foracceptance.He said, 'Good day' as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.
The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. Irealized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentlemanwas his salvation.I held my tears as I stood there with them. The young lady at the counterasked him what they wanted. He said, 'Coffee is all Miss' because that wasall they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up,they had to buy something. He just wanted to be warm).
Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached out andembraced the little man with the blue eyes.That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging myevery action.I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two morebreakfast meals on a separate tray.I then walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen as aresting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my hand on the blue-eyedgentleman's cold hand.He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, 'Thank you.'
I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, 'I did not do this for you.God is here working through me to give you hope.'I started to cry as I walked away to join my husband and son. When I satdown my husband smiled at me and said, 'That is why God gave you to me,Honey, to give me hope.'We held hands for a moment and at that time, we knew that only because of the Grace that we had been given were we able to give.We are not church goers, but we are believers.
That day showed me the pureLight of God's sweet love.I returned to college, on the last evening of class, with this story inhand.I turned in 'my project' and the instructor read it. Then she looked up atme and said, 'Can I share this?'
I slowly nodded as she got the attention of the class. She began to read andthat is when I knew that we as human beings and being part of God share thisneed to heal people and to be healed.In my own way I had touched the people at McDonald's, my son, instructor,and every soul that shared the classroom on the last night I spent as acollege student.I graduated with one of the biggest lessons I would ever learn:
Unconditional Acceptance:
Much love and compassion is sent to each and every person who may read thisand learn how to
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LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS - NOT LOVE THINGS AND USE PEOPLE.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Good One Liner
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devilin bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic.
It reads "We may never piss this way again.
"Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continueto do so
Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to hiswife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say"Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
21st Century....
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less
In 24 Hours Average Human
1) HEART beats 1,03,689 times.
2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.
3) BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.
4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches
5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches
6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids)
7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.
8) Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.
9) Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE.
10) Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT.
11) Speak 4,800 WORDS.
12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times.
