Non Veg Jokes

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it wascompleted he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producersheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out ina month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With hiscollar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to acouple who also seemed to be in disguise.The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/Mand even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'monly here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."*