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Sunday, April 6, 2008

PLEASE CLARIFY !!!

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US hasgot debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be givena thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?(very goodthinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty?(let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i willstay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?(seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?(No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would theyremember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strangeisn't it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on yourradio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn yourheadlights on, what happens?

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?(very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down tothe core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 whenyou legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking inBars!!!!

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