HIV AIDS miths

* HIV can *never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake ... never in Pani Puri wala pani)

* Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of acidity is 0 (practically not possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH can burn your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid).

* Exposure of less than 1 second in AIR KILLS the HIV virus* (hence story of needle pricks in Cinema theatres is a crap). Even if blood from a wound (of infected person) dries up (*blood clot*), *the virus dies*and can not infect anyone else*

HIV transmission is *ONLY* an *INFECTION* i.e.entrance of virus in one's body. It *DOES NOT MEAN AIDS*.

* An HIV-infected person (after entrance of virus) can progress to a condition of AIDS only after *8 to 10 YEARS *(not in 15 days as in the Pani Puri story)

* It is *not HIV (virus) that kills a human* .....the virus attacks immune cells (cells that fight against foreign pathogens/antigens) and hence a person's ability to fight against infections & diseases slowly diminishes and person ultimately dies of a disease which could be as simple as TB

* Most importantly, HIV is no longer a dreadful disease ... it is "*CHRONIC MANAGEABLE DISEASE*" just like Diabetes or Hypertension.* If there is anything you need to be careful from to prevent HIV is Unsafe sex*, *Blood transfusion* (check before taking) /Blood donation (use sterilized needles only) and any *blood contact during an accident *or so where amount of bleeding is very high.

PLZ spread this message to avoid rumors and to educate people.

Sayings of Shrew

[1] If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

[2] Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

[3] Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any morethan going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

[4] Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

[5] If you must choose between two evils, pick the oneyou've never tried before.

[6] My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

[7] Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that lifeis serious.

[8] It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

[9]. For every action, there is an equal and oppositegovernment program.

[10] If you look like your passport picture, you probablyneed the trip.

[11] Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed ofchecks.

[12] A conscience is what hurts when all your other partsfeel so good.

[13] Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

[14] Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal withit.

[15] No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

[16] A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

[17] Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrownessof the waist change places.

[18] Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

[19] Junk is something you've kept for years and throw awaythree weeks before you need it.

[20] There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

[21] Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you torecognize a mistake when you make it again.

[22] By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

[23] Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

[24] Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrastto the real world.

[25] Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for theyshall never cease to be amused.

TYPES OF KISSES

Angel Kiss
This is a sweet, comforting kiss.Gently and ever so lightly kiss your partner either on the eye lid orright next to the eyes.

Cheek Kiss
A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing methodof a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gentlybrush your lips across her cheek.

Butterfly Kiss
With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelidsagainst your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation willmatch the one in your heart.

Freeze Kiss
Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth,then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with yourtongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your nosestogether.

Earlobe Kiss
Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears aresensitized noise
detectors.

French Kiss
The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss"because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breathin the exchange across tongues.

Forehead Kiss
The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be acomforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across thecrown of their head.

Foot Kiss
An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it!To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing thefoot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performingthe kiss.

Hickey Kiss
The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that willprove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in eroticforeplay.

Hand Kiss
Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across thetop of her hand.Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deferenceto a lady.

Hot/Cold Kiss
Get a cold drink and put some in your mouth. Have your partner gets ahot drink and puts some in their mouth. You then French kiss leaving asensational feeling.

Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x severaltimes in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.

Mistletoe Kiss
Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss underthe mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steala kiss from a potential lover.

Neck Kiss
Come up behind the person you want to kiss. Lightly lick the back oftheir neck, then kiss the back of their neck a few times.

Neck Nibble Kiss
Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss onthe lips.

Nip Kiss
This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing yourpartner, ever so gently nibble on their lips.You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. Whendone correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder.This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it onyour lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensualfeeling and your partner will enjoy it.

Stomach Kiss
Gently kiss and nibble on your partners stomach, and sometimes it leadsto other things..

Talking Kiss
Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth.If caught in the act, simply say, "I wasn't kissing her. I waswhispering into her mouth."

Tiger Kiss
Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know whatyou are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite theirneck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surelysurprise them.

Tongue Kiss
While french kissing your partner, gently suck their tongue while it'sin your mouth.This produces a wonderful, erotic feeling for both!

Quickie Kiss
When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

Upside Down Kiss
You stand behind your partner (who is seated or laying down) and havethem tilt their head back.Then kiss them so that you nibble their lower lip and they nibble yours.This is fun and feels good because you can feel them breathing on yourneck as you kiss.

Underwater Kiss
Find your partner under water. Embrace and kiss. It's a unique andwonderful feeling. By the
time you run out of air, you'll be back at thetop. Continuing the kiss is optional.

Underwater Deep End Kiss
Dive to the bottom of the deep end of a pool. Find your partner underwater and begin kissing. Continue as you rise to the top.

Vacuum Kiss
While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking theair from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

Virtual Kiss
For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with thissymbol: :-* .

The Wave Kiss
While kissing your partner, slowly roll your tongue like a wave, up anddown.It can be a little sloppy, but it's a unique feeling and always gets alittle laugh when it's done. .......Shaan. ..Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assuredSmile could be the start of a lifetime relationshipso keep smiling..... .

Interviewer

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one reallydifficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thoughtfor awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficultquestion!"

He was selected for IIM!

In 24 Hours Average Human

1) HEART beats 1,03,689 times.
2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.
3) BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.
4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches
5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches
6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids)
7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.
8) Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.
9) Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE.
10) Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT.
11) Speak 4,800 WORDS.
12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times.

Some GK questions

Some GK questions

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word ex-pression does the word 'goodbye' derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country(other than Vatican )?

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Answers1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax.
2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
4. Satellite Television Asian Region
5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen
7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi beingkilled.
8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar Bangla)
9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.
10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. South Korea .
12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)
13. Geoffrey Boycott
14. John Traicos
15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa .